We're not having a party this year (mostly because by our own rules none of the people planning it would be allowed to attend), but I found these at Smith's to help maintain the feeling.
I forgive you. I think I'll hang up the demotivation posters today. Maybe I can just switch it and celebrate anti-valentine's every other day of the year. You know, like I'll be hateful and bitter all of the time except that one day.
My cookie said something along the lines of, "Forget about love. Chocolate is just as good and it doesn't talk back." My roommates said, "Relationships are just not your forte."
And another one said something like "Don't worry, at least your pet loves you." Which is sad, 'cause the closest thing any of us have to a pet around here is a pet rock.
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Did you at least hang up the demotivation posters.
Sorry for using incorrect punctuation on that last comment.
I forgive you. I think I'll hang up the demotivation posters today. Maybe I can just switch it and celebrate anti-valentine's every other day of the year. You know, like I'll be hateful and bitter all of the time except that one day.
Boy, that'll be a big change for you.
Um, I'm pretty sure I'm not ok with your new "everyday is anti-valentine's day" idea, Bryant. But anonymous does bring up a funny point...
I'm kind of curious what those fortune cookies say on the inside, can you give us some highlights?
My cookie said something along the lines of, "Forget about love. Chocolate is just as good and it doesn't talk back." My roommates said, "Relationships are just not your forte."
And another one said something like "Don't worry, at least your pet loves you." Which is sad, 'cause the closest thing any of us have to a pet around here is a pet rock.
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