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Monday, November 13, 2006

My new breakfast cereal

Because heart attacks don't happen right away.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Over the counter

The best pain relievers are snorted.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I'm sick

It's important to keep your neurons warm when you have a cold.

Monday, August 28, 2006


My boss bought this. We have it at work. I got paid for this picture. My work rules.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

The power of video games

These are two boys from a family reunion playing a video game together. See how good video games are? They bring people together.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Hot dogs

This was lunch. I asked the 7-11 guy to take this picture of us and our dogs, but he said there were no dogs allowed in the store.

Happy 7-11

Today 7-11 is celebrating its birthday, and their present to the world is free birthday-sized slurpees. I don't like 7-11 being put out on their birthday, so I decided that my present to them is that I'm going to eat all of my meals there, today.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Mustache May

We're multi-state.

Monday, May 22, 2006

My brother the drug lord

The garage in Troy's newly purchased house had a side room built in it. It took up a lot of room and didn't have much of a point, so today we tore it down.

In the ceiling we found a tiled platform with electrical outlets pointing up to it.

Then we found these boxes for indoor grow lights.

It even had these instructions. I wonder what the previous owners did with all this....

I drive a Chevy Truck

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Invention of a Fat Lard

This is a sandwich inside of a pizza. Brilliant! Well, actually it was kinda gross, but I bet it would have been good if it hadn't been made out of 7-11 pizza and sandwich.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Easy going

This is what Kelly looks like when she finds out that I just got a mullet last night.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Pirate poser

I know you hate these hats because all of the poser hardcore kids wear them, and I don't want to be that guy, but seriously... this hat was too cool not to get.

The dungeon

This is where I work and sleep at Grandma's house.
There're no windows and all I do all day is program. I'm getting nerdier by the minute. I wonder how long it'll be until my body is completely useless and I'm just a brain in a jar with a Wi-Fi connection. Then my entire life will be a dungeon. And dragon.

Ronnie's dream


This is what Kelly looks like when I'm half an hour late for a date. I know, her eyes look black, but I think it's pretty amazing that she's still smiling.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Taco Time

Taco Time serves Coke. I think that could give them Taco Bell's position as sub-Beto's fast mexican.

Sunday, May 07, 2006


This is what Kelly looks like when she's had too much of me for one day.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

The ultimate meal deal.

Sonic and Beto's really should merge.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Mobile blogging is weird, man.

I'm having a hard time figuring this out.

But I think campus is kind of pretty.

And I think Kelly's a lot pretty. And kind of goofy.

This is my son.

This is my son.