Mustache May

We're multi-state.

My brother the drug lord

The garage in Troy's newly purchased house had a side room built in it. It took up a lot of room and didn't have much of a point, so today we tore it down.

In the ceiling we found a tiled platform with electrical outlets pointing up to it.

Then we found these boxes for indoor grow lights.

It even had these instructions. I wonder what the previous owners did with all this....

I drive a Chevy Truck

Invention of a Fat Lard

This is a sandwich inside of a pizza. Brilliant! Well, actually it was kinda gross, but I bet it would have been good if it hadn't been made out of 7-11 pizza and sandwich.

Easy going

This is what Kelly looks like when she finds out that I just got a mullet last night.

Pirate poser

I know you hate these hats because all of the poser hardcore kids wear them, and I don't want to be that guy, but seriously... this hat was too cool not to get.

The dungeon

This is where I work and sleep at Grandma's house.
There're no windows and all I do all day is program. I'm getting nerdier by the minute. I wonder how long it'll be until my body is completely useless and I'm just a brain in a jar with a Wi-Fi connection. Then my entire life will be a dungeon. And dragon.

Ronnie's dream

Impunctual

This is what Kelly looks like when I'm half an hour late for a date. I know, her eyes look black, but I think it's pretty amazing that she's still smiling.

Taco Time

Taco Time serves Coke. I think that could give them Taco Bell's position as sub-Beto's fast mexican.

Overwhelmed

This is what Kelly looks like when she's had too much of me for one day.