My new breakfast cereal

Because heart attacks don't happen right away.

Over the counter

The best pain relievers are snorted.

I'm sick

It's important to keep your neurons warm when you have a cold.

Yar!

My boss bought this. We have it at work. I got paid for this picture. My work rules.

The power of video games

These are two boys from a family reunion playing a video game together. See how good video games are? They bring people together.

Hot dogs

This was lunch. I asked the 7-11 guy to take this picture of us and our dogs, but he said there were no dogs allowed in the store.

Happy 7-11

Today 7-11 is celebrating its birthday, and their present to the world is free birthday-sized slurpees. I don't like 7-11 being put out on their birthday, so I decided that my present to them is that I'm going to eat all of my meals there, today.

Mustache May

We're multi-state.

My brother the drug lord

The garage in Troy's newly purchased house had a side room built in it. It took up a lot of room and didn't have much of a point, so today we tore it down.

In the ceiling we found a tiled platform with electrical outlets pointing up to it.

Then we found these boxes for indoor grow lights.

It even had these instructions. I wonder what the previous owners did with all this....

I drive a Chevy Truck

Invention of a Fat Lard

This is a sandwich inside of a pizza. Brilliant! Well, actually it was kinda gross, but I bet it would have been good if it hadn't been made out of 7-11 pizza and sandwich.

Easy going

This is what Kelly looks like when she finds out that I just got a mullet last night.

Pirate poser

I know you hate these hats because all of the poser hardcore kids wear them, and I don't want to be that guy, but seriously... this hat was too cool not to get.

The dungeon

This is where I work and sleep at Grandma's house.
There're no windows and all I do all day is program. I'm getting nerdier by the minute. I wonder how long it'll be until my body is completely useless and I'm just a brain in a jar with a Wi-Fi connection. Then my entire life will be a dungeon. And dragon.

Ronnie's dream

Impunctual

This is what Kelly looks like when I'm half an hour late for a date. I know, her eyes look black, but I think it's pretty amazing that she's still smiling.

Taco Time

Taco Time serves Coke. I think that could give them Taco Bell's position as sub-Beto's fast mexican.

Overwhelmed

This is what Kelly looks like when she's had too much of me for one day.

The ultimate meal deal.

Sonic and Beto's really should merge.

Mobile blogging is weird, man.

I'm having a hard time figuring this out.

But I think campus is kind of pretty.

And I think Kelly's a lot pretty. And kind of goofy.

This is my son.

This is my son.