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Check for children

2009-09-04T21:07:00.001-07:00

Please take your children out of the drier before using it.

Spider in my pants

2009-07-28T10:08:00.000-07:00

I found this in my pants today: a 3/4 inch-long spider.

I reached into my pocket and felt a little prickly lump between the fabric of the pocket and the denim. I thought it was a burr from a weed or something, but when I pulled it out it was a dead spider.

I'm kind of creeped out right now.

Fire Creek credits

2009-05-08T19:24:00.001-07:00

Look how famous I am!

This whole post is a lie

2008-12-13T14:12:00.000-08:00

For starters, it's not a mobile post. I'm at home sitting at my desk. I'm just sticking the post here because I'm going to put a picture on it.

So Loyd tagged me a while ago and I'm finally tagging back. The challenge of this particular tag is to post the fourth photo of your fourth photo album. This is harder that it might sound because I'm not exactly sure what my fourth photo album is. I've had digital photographs pretty much since there was such a thing, so my fourth album ever would be pretty old. The only problem is that my really old pictures aren't really organized into albums at all. All of my pictures from before my mission are basically just lumped together into one folder of old photos. So I kind of had some subjectivity in deciding what I would consider my fourth album. I might come up with a different answer the next time I'm asked to count a certain number of albums from the beginning.

So, this is the fourth picture from (what might be) my fourth photo album ever:

That is my brother Troy (in the foreground) and me (in the background) looking at his VW Jetta. I think the picture is from August 2002, and we're at an auto show in Denver. I don't remember the details, but somehow Troy got his car put on display at the show. It looks like I'm either arranging or disarranging the flyers in the window. I don't know what they are flyers for.

As a bonus (or another lie, depending on how you look at it), here's another photo from that same event:

That's Troy and I in an inflatable boxing ring carrying on our eternal struggle for dominance and awesomeness.

What's wrong with this picture?

2008-11-29T14:04:00.000-08:00

Texas Toast from New York with an Italian flag on it? Yeah, that must be the original.

Another Evolution

2008-09-25T11:28:00.001-07:00

lloyd DAVID lamoreaux

2008-07-25T17:35:00.000-07:00

I saw this on the way home from work. I guess it's normal to emphasize your middle name like that. Who knew?

Boggle

2008-07-21T08:07:00.000-07:00

There's a 16-letter word in here. See if you can find it.

Cinco de Mustache

2008-05-05T08:09:00.000-07:00

This weekend my uncle told me the secret to a good mustache: "You shave everywhere but there."

It's official

2008-04-19T04:57:00.000-07:00

I'm running a marathon in the morning.

Gotta go!

2007-07-23T21:29:00.001-07:00

This is the bathroom sign at Old Chicago pizza in Denver.

Watermelon

2007-07-02T22:25:00.000-07:00

I broke a watermelon on my head tonight. It's harder than you think.

A date with Skeletor

2007-06-02T09:52:00.000-07:00

Stefani fell asleep at Aaron's party.

That's when Skeletor made his move.

Then he got bolder.

And his friends showed up.

Then things got out of hand.

Note: Ronnie tried to stop [Skeletor] and prevent these pictures, but he was vastly outnumbered.

Butterfly lamps

2007-04-17T12:58:00.000-07:00

Taco Time is so cool. They even have butterfly benches.

Whatever it takes

2007-04-12T08:12:00.001-07:00

I kind of like taking pictures while I drive.

Digital finger

2007-03-26T08:10:00.000-07:00

Get out of the fast lane!

Transport

2007-03-24T17:16:00.000-07:00

This message was sent from a T-Mobile wireless phone.

Talk

2007-03-24T17:04:00.001-07:00

Some people mean monologue when say conversation.

Bryant's cube

2007-03-23T10:56:00.000-07:00

Kelly gave me a Rubik's cube as a gift. I've been playing with it a lot, and this is one of the cool designs I made with it. See, the checkerboard pattern isn't the easy one with just the colors that are opposite each other. You have to solve it into this pattern. And even that isn't as easy as you think, because it can only be solved into certain configurations because the colors need to stay in the same relative pattern even on the non-center squares.

I own Rubik's cube. Literally and figuratively.

Anti-Valentine's

2007-02-14T08:02:00.000-08:00

We're not having a party this year (mostly because by our own rules none of the people planning it would be allowed to attend), but I found these at Smith's to help maintain the feeling.

Does this make anyone else thirsty?

2007-01-18T08:05:00.001-08:00

Does this make anyone else thirsty?

This post is for Ronnie

2007-01-06T12:18:00.000-08:00

This is a jewelry store in Danbury, Connecticut. That's where Kelly grew up, but I was the one that was excited to go there.

They make custom jewelry.

There's pictures on the wall of some jewels that they made. They were once a buried treasure that Ronnie and I would have found if it weren't for Jason.

There are thirteen.

If I ever give Kelly any jewelry it'll probably have to be insect-shaped.

Las Vegas airport

2007-01-01T18:53:00.001-08:00

This is how awesome Las Vegas is. The airport IS a casino. You can play the slots without even leaving your boarding line.

My new breakfast cereal

2006-11-13T10:39:00.000-08:00

Because heart attacks don't happen right away.

Over the counter

2006-09-23T22:37:00.000-07:00

The best pain relievers are snorted.

I'm sick

2006-09-13T11:54:00.000-07:00

It's important to keep your neurons warm when you have a cold.

Yar!

2006-08-28T13:31:00.000-07:00

My boss bought this. We have it at work. I got paid for this picture. My work rules.

The power of video games

2006-08-27T17:30:00.000-07:00

These are two boys from a family reunion playing a video game together. See how good video games are? They bring people together.

Hot dogs

2006-07-11T19:26:00.000-07:00

This was lunch. I asked the 7-11 guy to take this picture of us and our dogs, but he said there were no dogs allowed in the store.

Happy 7-11

2006-07-11T10:09:00.000-07:00

Today 7-11 is celebrating its birthday, and their present to the world is free birthday-sized slurpees. I don't like 7-11 being put out on their birthday, so I decided that my present to them is that I'm going to eat all of my meals there, today.

Mustache May

2006-05-29T17:32:00.000-07:00

We're multi-state.

My brother the drug lord

2006-05-22T21:13:00.000-07:00

The garage in Troy's newly purchased house had a side room built in it. It took up a lot of room and didn't have much of a point, so today we tore it down.

In the ceiling we found a tiled platform with electrical outlets pointing up to it.

Then we found these boxes for indoor grow lights.

It even had these instructions. I wonder what the previous owners did with all this....

I drive a Chevy Truck

2006-05-22T19:29:00.000-07:00

Invention of a Fat Lard

2006-05-21T15:10:00.000-07:00

This is a sandwich inside of a pizza. Brilliant! Well, actually it was kinda gross, but I bet it would have been good if it hadn't been made out of 7-11 pizza and sandwich.

Easy going

2006-05-15T15:37:00.000-07:00

This is what Kelly looks like when she finds out that I just got a mullet last night.

Pirate poser

2006-05-10T17:35:00.000-07:00

I know you hate these hats because all of the poser hardcore kids wear them, and I don't want to be that guy, but seriously... this hat was too cool not to get.

The dungeon

2006-05-10T11:23:00.000-07:00

This is where I work and sleep at Grandma's house.
There're no windows and all I do all day is program. I'm getting nerdier by the minute. I wonder how long it'll be until my body is completely useless and I'm just a brain in a jar with a Wi-Fi connection. Then my entire life will be a dungeon. And dragon.

Ronnie's dream

2006-05-10T11:00:00.000-07:00

Impunctual

2006-05-10T04:12:00.000-07:00

This is what Kelly looks like when I'm half an hour late for a date. I know, her eyes look black, but I think it's pretty amazing that she's still smiling.

Taco Time

2006-05-09T11:34:00.000-07:00

Taco Time serves Coke. I think that could give them Taco Bell's position as sub-Beto's fast mexican.

Overwhelmed

2006-05-07T20:45:00.000-07:00

This is what Kelly looks like when she's had too much of me for one day.

The ultimate meal deal.

2006-04-22T17:48:00.000-07:00

Sonic and Beto's really should merge.

Mobile blogging is weird, man.

2006-04-14T16:29:00.000-07:00

I'm having a hard time figuring this out.

But I think campus is kind of pretty.

And I think Kelly's a lot pretty. And kind of goofy.

This is my son.

2006-04-14T13:18:00.000-07:00

This is my son.